Quotes

You know those really funny things people say without realizing what they're saying? Here's a collection of my favorites:

"Whoa, that's a vibrating controller on my lap."
Toni Adam

"Thors are gay construction workers."
Toni Adam
"Yay, more flamers!"
Rob Wiskow (While playing MechWarrior 4)

"Speaking of porn, I'm vibrating."
Jacques DeRoover

"Because we're evil, that's what we do."
Josh Goebel

"What are big jugs?"
Jane Kim

"Haven't you seen the Daredevil movie?"
Mike Melzer (Playing a blind character)
"No. Have you?"
Rob Wiskow

"We need to fire you and replace you with a masochist."
Paxton Mason (my boss)

"I feel that nothing is better than my urine."
Sam Nelson

"All I want is some cheap, fucking cocaine!"
Jeff Niebres

"I've never mounted this many women in one day in my life."
Hisham Petry

"I'm pretty sure Bob and Mer are having some sort of affair and they have invited Cat to watch."
Tasha Robinson

"Josh, don't touch anything but yourself!"
Emlyn Saunders

"So apparently people love clitoris."
"There's pie in other places."
Kim Storeygard

"Is it Labor Day Weekend?"
Rob Wiskow (Stuck at Microsoft)

"They're sucking the Yang out of me as we speak."
"If pretty is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"
Pam Zerbinos

"And I really need to find a new dress to go with those gloves."
"It's bad when your boss says "Stick your doc in my doc"."
Willie Zutz